zVz o_o x-X ^^v

he didn't think it was funny until i told him it was a joke.

Claus, Santa.
Nationality: German.

anyway little creature i got in a ball from the Changi Airport thing. it's really strange cuz their Christmas is more Chinese New Year than anything. well apart from the ribbons that aren't actually very Chinese.

creature came in a black metal ball with snowflakes on it. pretty little random thing.
black metal ball came with a single receipt of >$50 spent on Visa. omg sounds like advert.
and that receipt came with the bottle of nice smelling stuff.
nice smelling stuff came from a shop that sells other nice smelling stuff.

well thanks i loved it M. HEHEHEHE. it's strange. cuz you weren't only one who talked about giving out pre-Christmas presents this week. mmmm. and i'm using the black metal ball to keep my bottle caps.

look at it. hahaha it looks like it's crossing its legs right. he has magnets for feetiez. and somehow he reminds me of the crucifixion pose.

and to wrap up this prematurely Christmasy post, judgement is to be passed.

*slam the hammer drum roll and shiny stars flying around*
inconsistency is capital felony.
chop your head uh.

i just spent like 40 minutes reading the shit on edmund's blog.
82 Ways to Annoy Voldemort.

rated ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 8 / 10

ugh getting annoyed just to get the dimensions of the freaking poster correct. something wrong with photobucket.

anyway. this is one superb animated feature though admittedly slightly disturbing. HAHAHA. typically Charles Dickens but it isn't really his fault that this and Great Expectations have several general parallels. he just thought there was alot to criticise of the same thing.

yapz. i loved some of the concepts. how Christ has had 1842 brothers till then. hahaha. kinda weird at some parts. maybe i didn't get the allusion. what's up with Jesus looking like Santa.

MEMEMEMEMEME. that's Mr Nosey. who still sticks his nose up high even when he's floppily lying there unable to move. typical.

today was long. just so much happened so much done. had lunch that was awesome it took like 6 hours to complete. eat eat eat eat eat nom nom nom. anyway found a new smell from Mont Blanc and prices were slashed 40%.

then random stufferds that included corpses dicks nose-sheath H1N1 cement-mixers funeral presents and a long list of random drips and drapz. came home to like 6 freshly downloaded movies which were hard to find before. saw someone who resembled Jo sooooooo much that i was just a microsecond away from running over and pouncing on her. i only stopped myself because the girlfriend of the resembled wasn't Kim. so yeah. HAHA. imagine if i did.

omg got to pack my stuff for tmr and sleeeeeeep. gotta wake up at 8am. ahyoi i dunno why i'm blogging. lost my point. saw Ris Low being shelved up at Cheers just now. didn't know exactly how to react - other than an image of an upturned nose. like scrooges and Mr Nosey from above.

i'm a kitten and i'll serve myself on a basket.
for you.
meowrz.

the room smells of chamomile tea and books.

i have a sudden craving for Ferrero Rocher.

rated ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 8 / 10

wife. mother. criminal.

it's a depressing movie. haha most of the stuff i like are depressing. it's just how she stands against the mores of her days without intention of harm. and the messy state of affairs intertwined with the guilt and love and obligation and kindness that she has, it's bound to run off the wall.

rated ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 6 / 10

decidedly lacklustre despite being more than physically resplendent. it wasn't bad. possibly because the story sometimes gets lost in translation. after all, it was book to play to screen. and not to mention the rather distasteful remake in 2004 with depthless characters.

point is, the plotting was eye-opening and the acting riveting. just lacked the thrust that it should have.

meowrz.
just realised that the recent posts are all movie reviews. well there is an offensively long post somewhere in the middle of them that is locked. both offensive and long. so hawhaw and it's gonna stay out of the public eye. used to be that i watch too many movies when i'm depressed. but i'm not. now. haha just bored to tears. especially econgz today. bored. to. tears. but bored in a good way. i know what i'm doing.

phones are bad when they don't function properly. meaning when you are in LA and you can't get texts from Singapore, phone is bad. iPhone uPhone or HERphone. anyway. meez people (maybe partly because i'm so bored) specifically the ones in Düsseldorf, Sydney and smatterings of others in Singapore.

mmmm. sitting in a quiet and climate-controlled Starbucks at 8am in the morning can be very therapeutic on the perennial jadedness at the state of distinct imperfection and dysfunctional weaves that sometimes brinks on being unbearable. maybe such a relaxing blend just reminds me of the crazy week in the middle of July when i divorced life as it was and flew away. that's why i feel better. then and this morning.

aiyo but actually i've been living life too happily. HAHAHAHA good, but fattening. precisely how butter is. good, but fattening.

i'm finally done with the last econgz paper ever and i'll be off on a two week mosey to get my Literature Paper 4 in order and have a great time when the exam comes. i've come to like literature much much more now and i just find it immensely enjoyable to do essay questions.

oh and today i found my CK Electric. something i could not accomplish over the span of the past 19 months. FINALLY found it. but i didn't get it although it was priced at only $55. still can't decide whether i want to prolong my affection for it. but i need a new smell anyway even the Chanel White is finishing already.

i rub my paws in anticipation. memememe bottles of which i love and purr at.

wah look at that. that's called over-zealousness in avid manifestation. so greedy to eat until my head morphs into an unquestionable square. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

rated ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 7 / 10

yup. one of the most pleasing visual treats of the year. absolutely amazing. but that's as far as the effects can go and though being absolutely amazing seems more than stellar, there are still parts of it that seemed perfunctory. hahaha.

it is really good. no doubts about that. there are some parts, like the plane-flying bits that give you the knack as when you play some FPS game and do a stunt that earns you medals and the likes of it. bottomline is that there isn't really a story it's just a process. and i'm not saying it's bad. it really isn't. in fact i think the 6 bucks and 160 minutes were well-spent.

there are parts that were truly funny. and for such a dead serious and disaster-filled film those bits really stood out. all the characters were really special and memorable. literally everyone.

and this is a movie that boomz. in the full sense of the word. some parts the theatre actually shakes and explosions are felt. powerful stuff. haha.

OMG A LEVELS HOR.